{"id":2543,"date":"2017-05-26T18:20:28","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T16:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/?p=2543"},"modified":"2017-05-26T18:20:28","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T16:20:28","slug":"chronique-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/2017\/05\/26\/chronique-taxi\/","title":{"rendered":"Chronique Taxi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbsection\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_row admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbrow\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_column type=\u00a0\u00bb4_4&Prime;][et_pb_text admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbTexte\u00a0\u00bb background_layout=\u00a0\u00bblight\u00a0\u00bb text_orientation=\u00a0\u00bbleft\u00a0\u00bb use_border_color=\u00a0\u00bboff\u00a0\u00bb border_color=\u00a0\u00bb#ffffff\u00a0\u00bb border_style=\u00a0\u00bbsolid\u00a0\u00bb]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur sonne et s&rsquo;affiche sur l&rsquo;\u00e9cran.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Allo, d\u00e9croche Christian Taxi.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur dit : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Allo, qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous dites ?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur r\u00e9p\u00e8te : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Mais Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait hier&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Ah excusez-moi, je me suis tromp\u00e9e d&rsquo;agenda.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">C&rsquo;est pas grave, au revoir<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">parle Christian Taxi \u00e0 son \u00e9cran \u00e9teint.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Nostalgie 93.5 flonflonne ann\u00e9es 80<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">des pistes jaunes de bal de village.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Trois montagnes sont descendues.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Trois montagnes sur la banquette <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u00e9changent les derni\u00e8res nouvelles<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">de la vall\u00e9e commune :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">une terre trop grasse pour les lentilles,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">un chien de chasse dans le jardin<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">avec les coussinets en sang,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">un col du f\u00e9mur,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">une alzheimer sangl\u00e9e<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">au lit des urgences<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u2015 si c&rsquo;est pas malheureux,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">une femme si tranquille \u2015 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">un enterrement<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u2015 c&rsquo;est un soulagement, le pauvre.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Moi je voudrais partir comme Mamie.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; 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Allo, d\u00e9croche Christian Taxi. Dialyse Pasteur dit : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10. Allo, qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous dites ? Dialyse Pasteur r\u00e9p\u00e8te : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10. Mais Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait hier&#8230; Ah excusez-moi, je me suis tromp\u00e9e d&rsquo;agenda. 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