{"id":2543,"date":"2017-05-26T18:20:28","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T16:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/?p=2543"},"modified":"2017-05-26T18:20:28","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T16:20:28","slug":"chronique-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/2017\/05\/26\/chronique-taxi\/","title":{"rendered":"Chronique Taxi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbsection\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_row admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbrow\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_column type=\u00a0\u00bb4_4&Prime;][et_pb_text admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbTexte\u00a0\u00bb background_layout=\u00a0\u00bblight\u00a0\u00bb text_orientation=\u00a0\u00bbleft\u00a0\u00bb use_border_color=\u00a0\u00bboff\u00a0\u00bb border_color=\u00a0\u00bb#ffffff\u00a0\u00bb border_style=\u00a0\u00bbsolid\u00a0\u00bb]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur sonne et s&rsquo;affiche sur l&rsquo;\u00e9cran.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Allo, d\u00e9croche Christian Taxi.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur dit : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Allo, qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous dites ?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur r\u00e9p\u00e8te : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Mais Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait hier&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Ah excusez-moi, je me suis tromp\u00e9e d&rsquo;agenda.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">C&rsquo;est pas grave, au revoir<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">parle Christian Taxi \u00e0 son \u00e9cran \u00e9teint.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Nostalgie 93.5 flonflonne ann\u00e9es 80<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">des pistes jaunes de bal de village.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Trois montagnes sont descendues.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Trois montagnes sur la banquette <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u00e9changent les derni\u00e8res nouvelles<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">de la vall\u00e9e commune :<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">une terre trop grasse pour les lentilles,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">un chien de chasse dans le jardin<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">avec les coussinets en sang,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">un col du f\u00e9mur,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">une alzheimer sangl\u00e9e<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">au lit des urgences<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u2015 si c&rsquo;est pas malheureux,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">une femme si tranquille \u2015 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">un enterrement<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u2015 c&rsquo;est un soulagement, le pauvre.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Moi je voudrais partir comme Mamie.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Pas encore et\/mais heureuse<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">emport\u00e9e un matin serein<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">sans avoir eu de longue maladie foudroyante.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>26 mai 2017<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_post_nav admin_label=\u00a0\u00bbNavigation dans les posts\u00a0\u00bb in_same_term=\u00a0\u00bboff\u00a0\u00bb hide_prev=\u00a0\u00bboff\u00a0\u00bb hide_next=\u00a0\u00bboff\u00a0\u00bb use_border_color=\u00a0\u00bboff\u00a0\u00bb border_color=\u00a0\u00bb#ffffff\u00a0\u00bb border_style=\u00a0\u00bbsolid\u00a0\u00bb \/][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dialyse Pasteur sonne et s&rsquo;affiche sur l&rsquo;\u00e9cran. Allo, d\u00e9croche Christian Taxi. Dialyse Pasteur dit : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10. Allo, qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous dites ? Dialyse Pasteur r\u00e9p\u00e8te : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10. Mais Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait hier&#8230; Ah excusez-moi, je me suis tromp\u00e9e d&rsquo;agenda. C&rsquo;est pas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur sonne et s'affiche sur l'\u00e9cran.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Allo, d\u00e9croche Christian Taxi.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur dit : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Allo, qu'est-ce que vous dites ?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Dialyse Pasteur r\u00e9p\u00e8te : Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Mais Madame Roux \u00e0 11 h 10 c'\u00e9tait hier...<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; 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font-size: 12pt;\">un enterrement<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">\u2015 c'est un soulagement, le pauvre. <\/span><br \/><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Moi je voudrais partir comme Mamie.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Pas encore et\/mais heureuse<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">emport\u00e9e un matin serein<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">sans avoir eu de longue maladie foudroyante.<\/span><br \/><br \/><br \/>26 mai 2017<\/p>","_et_gb_content_width":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-douzieme-volet"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2543"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2547,"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2543\/revisions\/2547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voletsouvers.ovh\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}