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Il est en retard, Emmanuel. Il a un avion \u00e0 prendre et il n’est pas pr\u00eat.\u2028 Il a fourr\u00e9 en vrac des v\u00eatements froiss\u00e9s dans le ventre gonfl\u00e9 de sa valise.\u2028 Tout en se brossant les dents il la charge dans sa voiture.\u2028 Il porte une cravate nou\u00e9e autour du cou mais sa chemise est […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"
Il est en retard, Emmanuel. Il a un avion \u00e0 prendre et il n'est pas pr\u00eat.<\/span>
Il a fourr\u00e9 en vrac des v\u00eatements froiss\u00e9s dans le ventre gonfl\u00e9 de sa valise.<\/span>
Tout en se brossant les dents il la charge dans sa voiture.<\/span>
Il porte une cravate nou\u00e9e autour du cou mais sa chemise est encore enti\u00e8rement d\u00e9boutonn\u00e9e. Il\u00a0 rabat le couvercle tant bien que mal. <\/span>
Il n'a pas mis le frein \u00e0 main et sous la pouss\u00e9e du coup de pied qu'il donne pour fermer le coffre, sa voiture commence \u00e0 d\u00e9valer la pente.<\/span>
Je crie : Attention, ta voiture s'en va toute seule !<\/span>
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 - C'hest pas grave, il r\u00e9pond (du dentifriche plein la bouche).<\/span>
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Je chuis en retard alors je la laiche prendre de l'avanche.<\/span>
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